This post is inspired by the following materials:

• "The BoonDocks" Season 1 Episode 3: Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner! (1 2 3)
• PS3 vs Wii

*Disclaimer: this post contains explicit language and adult situation. Reader's discretion is strongly advised.

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What's the difference between a beautiful hoe[def] and a woman you married for a long time ?(Originally, I wanted to use the term "u%ly housewife", but it's just too offensive to potential female reader[if I do have any :P], so I decided to exercise self censorship on this one).

A beautiful hoe makes every man (single or not) instinctively want to have sex with her. The moment when he sees her, the burst of hormone, creates the excitement and urge that remove all doubt regardless of the consequences that might follow: Cost, STD, high maintenance fee, humiliation, emotional stress, broken family. Without knowing, your cash is out, pants are down.

With a woman you married for a long time, ... (hmmm. How do I say this without hurting my own reputation). Basically, you are used to her. The beauty and(/or) the intelligence that you fell in love with, after the wash of the time, it just becomes trivial. All you notice daily is how bitchy and troublesome she becomes.

When the fake turtle-neck sweater dressing, apple-eating pimp shows you how many different sexually nasty position this beautiful new hoe can do, no man will hesitate, but take the first chance to ride her. But not everyone can ride her like the pimp, your mileage might vary. All those fancy new moves she got, it just turn out to be troublesome trick before you can make her moan and cry your name.

And if by some chances, you are one of those who can afford a trophy hoe, and ended up marrying to one (with the contract, of course). In one winter night, you woke up by the hoe's raging snore, and realize the chilling fact the hoe can only pleasure you with sex and sucking you dry, but do nothing else. That's the time when you will start missing your good low cost old plain looking wife who cooks, clean, and does the tax for you, even though she is not as sexually attractive (or nasty, depends on your preference) as your new hoe. But you soon likely throw that thought out of the window, since having hot steamy nasty sex with the hoe, gives you the envy of the world.

Guess this is a built-in flaw in human mentality. Can't help it.

Note: By the time, you finish reading this, you will realize this is one of those sour hate post.
But I will make my stand point clear: The hoe is lovely and that, not doubt, and the pimp rid her well. I don't mind to test ride her given the chance. But after reading the exclusive early rider report, I doubt I will bring her home and become everyone's cousin. The last thing I want is a costly new hoe that won't work with the rest of the hoes I got already. But, It's every man's choice. (I know, I know. I'm in the wife family, that already killed my neutrality.)